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Why tits and ass seems like a lot of work

I’ve just rediscovered my crush on Lily Allen. On a vaguely similar note, I’ve been unable to add any writing recently to my book. My book is a series of short stories based on events from my life that is to be called Memoirs of a Boy Who Can’t Get Laid. I’ve written nine of the seventeen stories that I’m planning on writing, and I can’t seem to write another one. I know which events I’m planning on writing about, but I can’t get the words on paper. It’s not that I have writer’s block, because I’ve been prolifically writing shit upon shit on this blog, but I’ve been struggling to find the words to describe the feeling of rejection – something I typically feel very connected to.

This is the reason I’ve become refascinated with the British pop star who sings about fucking over guys. I have had many a month since I’ve been rejected fully by a girl. The main reason for this is that I haven’t put myself out there to get rejected, but that seems like a lot of … well you know. So my laziness is now affecting my life in that I haven’t had to experience the feeling of being told I’m not good enough to fuck. And that sucks. I don’t know how to live my life when it doesn’t include being told by women that I don’t deserve to touch their poonanies. So, I’m gonna break my laziness – not for a job, not for love, but rather for the stories. So that, once again, I will understand what it’s like to be deemed sexually inadequate, and, once again, I will be able to write stories about it.

Thank you Lily Allen for waking me out of my lazy funk.

 

Nahh. This going out shit seems like it will take effort. Instead I’m gonna go get free samples from Whole Foods and awkwardly make eye contact with the MILFs in hopes that they will give me disgusted looks to feed my creative soul.

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