Lazy

Fuck Hulu

Why is there a commercial break on hulu? I need my friday fix of of 8 shows now, I can’t wait to hear about how 1 in 8 people is starving. I hate walking home down 5th ave after I haven’t eaten in nearly 3 hours and having to stroll down a street smelling of every variety of food known to man. I saw one lonely Asian man staring on the brink of tears into his quarter filled pint in the seat made for one facing the street that vibrantly glowed with the bustle of human love. At least he was sadder than me. At least I had hulu at home to keep me company. Why is hulu forsaking me? NBC’s green week is even worse when even the commercials are making me feel guilty for keeping my cell phone charger and computer plugged in 24 hrs a day.

 

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