Obviously I’m lazy. But that’s only the half of it. I am all of two things: I am half lazy and half desperate for attention. This is epitomized in my knew facial hair. Right now I am growing a beard on half of my face. Half the reason for that is that I am too lazy to shave all of my face, so I know if I only have to shave half of it, I might actually get around to it sometime. The other half of the reason is because I love attention. What gets more attention than a man with scraggly brown hair awkwardly protruding from half of his jawline? Not much.

So, I’ve also started a new blog. Don’t worry, I will continue to blog about my adventures in laziness on this blog, but I wanted another output of my overwhelming creative energy. When I’m sitting in bed, or on my rolly-chair at my computer – the only two places I sit – I sometimes think of jokes. These jokes aren’t good, by any means, but they make me laugh. So I’ve decided to create a joke-a-day blog. You can reach it at: http://notveryfunnyjokes.wordpress.com/.

The first one is up now, but is only a taste of what’s to come. So check back daily for a HILARIOUS joke from the attention seeking mind of me.